- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Lil' Wayne

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

whats a dick a dick

Penis

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Comedy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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