Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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pickle sniffer

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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i'm funny

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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