Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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This one time at band camp....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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twilight

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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