- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

a fish swimming in the water swims

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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