Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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pickle juice?

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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