- Anti Joke

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

25 What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

25

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

25

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering