What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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