26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Black People.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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mark is mark

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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John Stamos.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Anti Joke

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