If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

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