- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Womens Rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

oooh look a banshee

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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