- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

I'm gay. No homo.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

I never asked for this.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

salad days!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

i dont like chris

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

mark is mark

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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