A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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shauns beautiful

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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