Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

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