What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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you and your family will die tonight

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Anti Joke

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