- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

i cant think of one.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Women's rights.

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