-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why? Whats wrong?

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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