- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Women's rights

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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