As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Error 37.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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