- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Knock knock ... No ones home

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

stuarts mum

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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