- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

vaginas

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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