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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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