- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Penal Dysfunction

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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