- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

U mad?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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