How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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