So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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tea with milk?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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