- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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