Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Dogs in my home.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Anti Joke

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