A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Rebecca Black

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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