- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Knock knock. Is someone there?

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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