Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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An asian without a future.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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