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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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