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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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