OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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