Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Women's Rights.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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