how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Women's sports.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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