- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

hey bill!

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Today is May 18 2016.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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