This is an anti-joke.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Spread the net.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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