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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Ken wins!

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

an athiest walks into a church

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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