Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Netflix and chill

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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