Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Membean

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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