- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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