Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Mark Wilson

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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