- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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