What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

.....Carrot Top....

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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