- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

i saw your mom, i said hi

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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