- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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