Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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sarah taylor

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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