How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Matty B

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feces

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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No. Yes.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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