- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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