The Pope

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The 13th Amendment...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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knock knock come in

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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